I worked in a call center for a well known cable/broadband provider when an older woman calls about her TV not working properly.
Client: “I cannot get a picture on my TV.”
Me: “Is it just black, or are there some numbers or text on the screen?”
Client: “No picture, but I can see the clock…
Tube tops = nipple skirts
They are just trashy. In Minneapolis, it is 51 and rainy. Or maybe I am just jealous because my gazangas are too big for the nipple skirt. Either way, I don’t like.
Today On TDW: Tease —
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- Chronic masturbator wins right to be not safe for work.
- Cab driver forced to take down crucifix over complaint that it resembles a penis.
- Lingerie Friday: Candice Swaenpoel and Adriana Lima.
- Cleavage Friday: Cheryl Cole and Sophie Monk.
- Pretty In Print: Nicole Scherzinger in Glamour UK.
- Serena Williams’ sexy Twitter avatar.
- The Flashbang bra holster is dangerously sexy.
- Your daily porn parody round-up.
Hey Kids!
Now, I don’t know about your dumb city, but here in New York, there are a BUNCH of crazy people who are driving around in painted RVs and shoving papers into my hand that say the world is going to end on May 21st, 2011!
At first I thought they were crazy! But then, I saw on their…
This girl is fucking hilarious! You should probably follow her, your day will be better.
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