November 2011
1 post
Clients From Hell: I worked in a call center for a... →
clientsfromhell:
I worked in a call center for a well known cable/broadband provider when an older woman calls about her TV not working properly. Client: “I cannot get a picture on my TV.” Me: “Is it just black, or are there some numbers or text on the screen?” Client: “No picture, but I can see the clock…
May 2011
12 posts
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Tube tops = nipple skirts
They are just trashy. In Minneapolis, it is 51 and rainy. Or maybe I am just jealous because my gazangas are too big for the nipple skirt. Either way, I don’t like.
Best Roof Talk Ever: Part 1 in a Series: Your... →
bestrooftalkever:
Hey Kids!
Now, I don’t know about your dumb city, but here in New York, there are a BUNCH of crazy people who are driving around in painted RVs and shoving papers into my hand that say the world is going to end on May 21st, 2011!
At first I thought they were crazy! But then, I saw on their…
Sometimes my day would be better
…if someone’s face were between my legs. Just sayin’.
an open letter to nature, regarding my allergies. →
This girl is fucking hilarious! You should probably follow her, your day will be better.
This has so happened to me before...
clientsfromhell:
While demoing Youtube video-embedding to a client, I entered ‘you…’ on the address-bar, and youporn.com was brought up instead of youtube.com. My typing was fast, but I think we both saw it.
Mixed feelings and a bag of croutons
I woke up this morning (afternoon, let’s be serious) with a cough, a headache, mixed feelings and a bag of croutons. This made me ask ‘What the fuck?’ I was contemplative about this for a few moments as the NyQuill I drank last night at four in the morning wore off. Remembering that I had gone dancing at the Saloon, a gay bar in Minneapolis, and that I had sent many a drunken...
April 2011
16 posts
Watchhahahaha this guy is hilarious.
bestrooftalkever:
Blind Film Critic, Tommy Edison, reviews “SCRE4M.”
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I am going...right after this...
I would much rather sit and waste my time on tumbr than go to the fucking LA Fitness. LA Fitness is like hot people HELL; if I have to hear one more artificially-tan-skinny-bitch talk about how she is fat and needs to go on a diet I AM GOING TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT AT HER!
March 2011
4 posts
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
3 posts
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Rules: How to go out to eat and drink like a big...
1. Your bartender is probably not going to give you service if you A) wave $20 in the air and B) yell “hey Juggs, over here!”
2. When I ask you how everything is, don’t just fucking stare at me; contrary to what you may think, sometimes I actually do give a shit.
3. If you want fucking steak sauce when I just went to fetch you ketchup, ask when I went to get the ketchup, I am...
Great fuckin' beats...Eight →
June 2010
3 posts
Did you know that BP is using PAPER TOWEL as a clean up tactic? Let us simply blot up the estimated 60,000 barrels per day that are spewing into the ocean. What next? Perhaps we should start throwing boxes of Tampax into the water to guarantee LeakGaurd protection?
thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight:
“I’d invite you back up, but I’m honestly too high to fuck you the way I want to.”
May 2010
3 posts
I am pretty much obsessed with Deal or No...
Really, it is hard to choose one.
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
6 posts
