December 2009
10 posts
I am new to blogging… but I hate when people blog about stupid shit…. and god damn there is a lot of that out there.
Christmas Bonding...
Step Mom:Go for your ones!
Jack: Uhh, thanks mom, I think I know how to play fucking Yatzee…
5 min later…
Jack: Dude what the fuck are you doing?!
Andy: I’m rolling for a good chance score…
Jack: Dude, Andy, it’s only your second roll(!)…. you are trying to roll for a good chance score???
Me: GOD! I have never seen someone actually suck at fucking Yatzee...
I have thought this so many times....
thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight:
“Is it bad to say you have double D’s because you’re fat?”
A Real-life Christmas Story
I just saw a kid stick her tongue to a pole…what a dumb ass. And I thought my life sucked…