May 2011
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Tube tops = nipple skirts
They are just trashy. In Minneapolis, it is 51 and rainy. Or maybe I am just jealous because my gazangas are too big for the nipple skirt. Either way, I don’t like.
Best Roof Talk Ever: Part 1 in a Series: Your... →
bestrooftalkever:
Hey Kids!
Now, I don’t know about your dumb city, but here in New York, there are a BUNCH of crazy people who are driving around in painted RVs and shoving papers into my hand that say the world is going to end on May 21st, 2011!
At first I thought they were crazy! But then, I saw on their…
Sometimes my day would be better
…if someone’s face were between my legs. Just sayin’.
an open letter to nature, regarding my allergies. →
This girl is fucking hilarious! You should probably follow her, your day will be better.
This has so happened to me before...
clientsfromhell:
While demoing Youtube video-embedding to a client, I entered ‘you…’ on the address-bar, and youporn.com was brought up instead of youtube.com. My typing was fast, but I think we both saw it.
Mixed feelings and a bag of croutons
I woke up this morning (afternoon, let’s be serious) with a cough, a headache, mixed feelings and a bag of croutons. This made me ask ‘What the fuck?’ I was contemplative about this for a few moments as the NyQuill I drank last night at four in the morning wore off. Remembering that I had gone dancing at the Saloon, a gay bar in Minneapolis, and that I had sent many a drunken...
