MsLolaMpls

I woke up this morning (afternoon, let’s be serious) with a cough, a headache, mixed feelings and a bag of croutons. This made me ask ‘What the fuck?’ I was contemplative about this for a few moments as the NyQuill I drank last night at four in the morning wore off. Remembering that I had gone dancing at the Saloon, a gay bar in Minneapolis, and that I had sent many a drunken text message… my immediate reaction, again, was ‘Why the fuck?!’ 

I looked through my messages, then remembered that I had sent a message to my girlfriend about this punk-ass-boy that I have been pining over for weeks. Then I remembered that I accidentally ALSO sent that message to him….FML. I really need my phone capabilities to be turned off from 1:00am to about 6:00am, as this is the time of day that most of my indiscretions occur. 

Breakfast anyone?